What is going through a fish's mind when it decides to jump?
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Re: jumping fish
Tue, May 10, 2005 - 5:18 AMmaybe. . .may be. . .
but they sometimes jump five times in a row, always landing on their broad side, so they loudly THWACK! against the water. The repitition suggests self-pleasure/abuse. C'mon, weigh in here JaniNola! -
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Re: jumping fish
Tue, May 10, 2005 - 5:23 AMThey do look like there are having lots of fun. Decimus, I think you might be on to something that this is how fish masturbate.
Tell that to the next person you see with a little christian fish on there car. -
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Re: jumping fish
Tue, May 10, 2005 - 7:49 AMI think there comes a time in every fishes life when he thinks to himself, "Self, there has to be more to life than just this."
So, he does the only thing a fish, who can see the sky but can't reach it, can do. He jumps for it. He jumps as hard and as fast as he can.
That is why he doesn't ark like the Dolphins, no...he can't take his eyes off the horizon and KerSplaShes back into the water. Does he give up?
Think about when you were a child and you tried to reach the sky. Did you give up the first time you tried and failed? Well, maybe, but if so you probably gave up reading this prior to now anyway and I have no sympathy for you.
No! You didn't give up. I mean, it is right there, right? You can see it. You can see it right there. Just reach and jump. Reach and jump. Reach and jump.
That's what the fish are doing. -
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Re: jumping fish
Tue, May 10, 2005 - 9:40 AMLMAO at Bear. Oh yea, that'd go over reeeeeeeally well. You'd probably get flogged with and unabridged Bible!
Jani, how long would they keep trying to touch the sky? Are they in a purple haze?
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