Why....

topic posted Tue, May 10, 2005 - 7:13 AM by  Unsubscribed
...is it that people who don't own a television always tell you about it?
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  • Re: Why....

    Tue, May 10, 2005 - 8:04 AM
    For some sick twisted unexplainable PBS reason they are PROUD to not watch tv.

    Bullshit! They are all like Diane Chambers. Hiding their addiction in the closet on a wheely cart so if one of their "friends" drops by they can roll it back into hiding.

    I am hooked and I am not ashamed. As long as they keep making such scintillating entertainment as My Two Dads, Two Guys and a Girl, and Two and a Half Men*...I am all over it.


    * I am not obsessed with #2...
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      Re: Why....

      Tue, May 10, 2005 - 8:09 AM
      "I am hooked and I am not ashamed."

      Here Here.
      My disease of addiction to tv has become chronic. I just got Tivo.
      DVRs are cunning, baffling and powerful. Time to turn it over to my higher power (Tivo)
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        Re: Why....

        Tue, May 10, 2005 - 4:14 PM
        "Why is it that people who don't own a television always tell you about it?"
        I am not precisely one of those people of whom Bear speaks, becasue I DO own a TV set, but I receive no stations on it - it's strictly a vehicle for DVD viewing - I'd like to think that I don't 'always tell you about it,' but this may not be the case; I do have a reputation for clearing a room -
        TV is pervasive and I am often asked if I have seen commercial X or the latest episode of program Y; it's easy at these times to simply say, "I don't have the TV" when I could just say "no" and avoid the pitfall that I refer to as "holding my beer at waist level and talking like a hick over it."
        my counter qustion: why do you ask?
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          Tue, May 10, 2005 - 4:23 PM
          I ask in an Andy Rooney kind of way. But also due to non tv owners who would actually judge me because I choose to watch all sorts of tv. Some imagine themselves superior to the 97% of us who watch. I don't judge non viewers, that woould be equally absurd. I'ts similar to the annoying expierence of being lectured at by a vegan food cop while trying to enjoy my taco.
          • Re: Why....

            Tue, May 10, 2005 - 4:31 PM
            I wish I had TIVO.
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              Re: Why....

              Tue, May 10, 2005 - 4:46 PM
              DVRs can do for tv what google did for the net. You can zap thru commercials. Rumor has it that ther will soon be a chip called adnix. It will screen out and not record ads. I think Madison Avenue will try to nix that one.

              I don't get how a militant non tv owner would be on the net. The only difference is that the net has billions of "channels" and tv has hundreds.
              • Re: Why....

                Tue, May 10, 2005 - 7:46 PM
                You get to talk back to the net. . .
                and tv can't touch the net for porn.
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                  Re: Why....

                  Tue, May 10, 2005 - 9:44 PM
                  decimus, for this wisdom, you win a ride on the headless pony of your choice -
                  Bear, you are beginning to lighten my heavy heart with regard to TV - thanks -
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    Re: Why....

    Thu, May 12, 2005 - 6:22 PM
    I certainly *do* own a television (two, actually); I just never *watch* it.

    Instead, I spend *way* too much time online, catching up on e-mail with people I have never met, and playing endless games of Minesweeper (or Mindless-sweeper, as I like to call it), even when it's no longer fun.

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